Warning may ruin childhood

WARNING THE FOLLOWING POST MAY RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD, I WILL BE SAYING THE TRUTH BEHIND THE CARTOONS RUGRATS, FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGERY FRIENDS, AND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. SO GO AHEAD AND READ BUT YOU CANNOT SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED.

Spongbob Squarepants: Everyone loves this show no matter the age. But did you ever think about what this kind sponge is really like. Think about it closely, he is good friends with a murderer. If you were ever a fan of Spongbob Squarepants, even as a child. I am sure you saw the very famous episode "Bubble Buddy". Well in this episode everyone gets mad at spongebobs's new friend and the keep saying how "he is just a bubble". At the end of the episode he surprises everyone by showing he is alive. He pulls away from Squidward (who is holding a needle, going to pop bubble buddy), then hugs Spongbob says good-bye and gets in a taxi. So after seeing the full episode you know he is alive, now think back a bit. When Spongbob helped a fish get buried to his head in sand, he walked away and told Bubble Buddy to dig him up. The fish said "Hurry up dude, the tide i coming in", bubble buddy just stood there. Not long after the fish had wings and was flying up to heaven. Bubble buddy was alive the whole time and just stood there and let the fish die. Spongbob later found out about the fish and did not say a thing, instead just kept defending bubble buddy. Also anyone can easily tell that they stayed friends by the fact he watched his kid for him (episode "Bubble Buddy Returns") 11 years after they first met. So this "kind" sponge has been friends with a known murderer for a minimum of 11 long years. Think about it, and yes this just ruined your childhood- you were warned.

Fosters's Home for Imagery Friends: In the show Foster's Home for Imagery Friends, it is about a old woman and her granddaughter, who live in a big house and take in stray imagery friends, and try to find them a home. Well the sad truth behind it is the granddaughter, Frankie actually has down syndrome. She sits in their living room every day just staring at her favourite snow globe. In this snow glob is the big house from the show. She stares at the snow globe, and she made up all the characters in her head. Every day for her is a new episode of the show. I am not making fun of this girl, or saying anything bad about her. I do not want to give anyone the wrong idea, I just and telling the truth about the show.

Rugrats: The show is about a kid and four babies (two other babies came in later on but they have nothing to do with this). This will be a long paragraph because I am going to explain it as if you never saw the show. I did that the other two times, but this show has more details to tell. First of all the kid is Angelica. Her mother works all the time, and even when she has time off she will avoid Angelica. So her relationship with her mother does not exist. Then her father will talk to her basics like "hey pumpkin", or "sure thing". So her relationship with her father is plain and shallow. Being a only child, with no friends, and parents that don't listen Angelica was all alone. So she decide to make friends from things around her. Like in the show one of the families is the Finsters. There is Chaz, Chuckie, and the mom (name never said in show). Well Chuckie's mom died when he was really young (he's a baby now and she's already dead, not sure how she died). Also Chaz is always nervous and scared in the show, always. Well the truth is Chuckie died with his mom, that's why Chaz is always nervous. So Angelica made friends with him, in her mind, that way she was no longer alone. Then another family in the show is the DeVilles. There is Betty, Howard, and the twins Phil and Lil. This family is normal they love their kids, no deaths, no problems, all perfect. Well the truth is Betty had an abortion, and Angelica wanted to make a new friend. She could not decide if the un-born baby should have been a boy or girl. So she made twins, and made one of each sex. The last main family is the Pickels. There is Stu, Didi, and Tommy. Stu is Angelica's uncle, and he is also a toy designer. In the show he has a work shop in their basement making toys all day everyday. The truth is Tommy was stillborn, so Stu stays in his basement all day making toys for his son, that never had a chance to live. Again Angelica has made another friend. So even though these are sad truths about the babies, think about the bright side. The one that is alive now is not alone and has lots of friends to play with and talk to.


There is more to it that explains "All Grown Up", but I cannot explain it because it is not school accepted. Spongbob is a cartoon murder, Foster's Home for Imagery Friends is the sad story about a girl, and Rugrats is about how a depressed child made friends. Then All Grown Up gets into things that are as some people would put it "for adults". If you want to know what happens to Angelica and her friends, google "the truth behind all grown up", or "the truth behind rugrats all grown up". Until next time creatures, and monsters. I hope I didn't ruin your childhood to much. Have a nice day, from "a very neat monster" (only Dexter fans will get it), Jayy.